All office goers out there eagerly wait for “ki kab Monday aayega”! Hehe heh hahaha I am just joking! You all pray that please god gift us 1 more Sunday! God can’t help in this case, anyhow, you still have to go to office on Monday and spend a week with your desk, laptop, mouse and that chair on which you spend apni life ka ek aur hafta!!
From the moment you enter your office, what all you do is described below. No doubt that you do work, but more than work you do BAKCHODI May be! AGREE?? Iskey bina kaam kaisey chalega 9 se 6?? What all bakchodi you do in office hours with your colleagues cum friends is all mentioned below!
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- #1 Bass 10-minute late hoon aur BC maar li
- #2 Chor yaar stress mat le, laao kuch khaaney ko mangwaao!
- #3 Aarey yaar dekhio jara, flipkart or amazon pe kya mobile aaya haii!
- #4 Chal bhai suttey pe, dimag ki lagg rahi haii ab!
- #5 Aaj to iskey L lagg gaye yaar. Dekhtey hain aur kis kis ki lagegi?
- #6 Aaj to pakka resign B**HCH**D!!
- #7 Yahan to naukar bana rakha haii!
- #8 Thodi der ek nap lelu? Dekhio koi dekh to nahi raha?
- #9 Aaj mujhe half day chahiye bf se milney jana haii!
- #10 Yaar increment hoo rahi hai yaa jaau?
#1 Bass 10-minute late hoon aur BC maar li
This is the very normal thing happen with everybody who is in the habit of getting late! I just don’t understand that 10 minutes mein aisi kaunsi duniya khatam hoo jayegi? What’s so wrong getting late and that too by 10 minutes or 15 minutes? Why doesn’t every boss don’t understand that office aatey hii kaam to koi bhi nai karta?
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#2 Chor yaar stress mat le, laao kuch khaaney ko mangwaao!
What is so cool about colleagues cum friends, they support you no matter what happens. This eating habit is so common with us that before starting work we need tea, coffee, samosa, break pakora and what not! Sometimes it happens that food and snacks are the only thing jo mood aacha kartey hain!
#3 Aarey yaar dekhio jara, flipkart or amazon pe kya mobile aaya haii!
What is the best thing about the office, saarey din flipkart or amazon chalao net to office ka haii! Early in the morning people are in a habit of searching things on e-commerce websites. Girls are busy searching for new makeup products, discounts and sales. Boys are busy discussing mobile features! Isn’t it true?
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#4 Chal bhai suttey pe, dimag ki lagg rahi haii ab!
This is what we call group SUTTEY BAZI. How many breaks do you take to have cigarettes 9 to 6? I think 1 morning 1 afternoon and 1 before or after leaving office? It feels like this is the aakhri umeed of life. 3 cheers to cigarettes!
#5 Aaj to iskey L lagg gaye yaar. Dekhtey hain aur kis kis ki lagegi?
How happy one feels jab kisi ki waat lagti hai office mein! It feels like we are privileged in this office! But also share your experience when suddenly your number comes next!!
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#6 Aaj to pakka resign B**HCH**D!!
How frustrated one can get from her job? I just love those sudden and instant panic attacks that blast out of frustration. We are like bhai mai jaa raha hoon, mujhe resign dena hai, aaj to mai de raha hoon resign! Blah! Blah! Blah! And very next day back to same office and chair!
#7 Yahan to naukar bana rakha haii!
Who is not frustrated with overburden of work? We just don’t understand that why doesn’t the boss understand that we are humans, not machines. Ye bhi karlo, ye bhi ho jana chahiye, isko vaisey karlo, vo vaisey to hoo jayega na and ………….. Sometimes it gives a feeling of naukar in the company!
#8 Thodi der ek nap lelu? Dekhio koi dekh to nahi raha?
Who doesn’t feel sleepy in office? I seriously sometimes sleep in office no matter what. The best thing is, you sleep in office for 10 or 15 minutes and keep your colleagues as watchdogs to see that no one is coming or watching! I can understand that you can’t help it anyways. Sleep and sleep hard, job to chalti rahegi, neend puri hona jaroori haii!
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#9 Aaj mujhe half day chahiye bf se milney jana haii!
OMG! This is the worst situation when you have to take half day and decide what serious excuse you should give! Yaar kya bolu? Boldu ki emergency hai? Sach bodlu ki movie jana hai? Fever hai kaisa rahega?
#10 Yaar increment hoo rahi hai yaa jaau?
The 2 most awaited days of everyone’s life- SALARY DAY & INCREMENT DAY! Some people wait for these days as if they will be promoted to CEO’s position in company! Every month wait for appraisal and say, hoo raha hai increment yaa jaau? Bata yaar chordu job? Hoga ya nai increment ya maangna parega? Yaar mujhe to 25% hike chahiye nai to mai to switch karr raha hoon!