He forgets about your birthdays and anniversaries? How painful and sad it is girls. Isn’t?
Boy’s worst and the weakest subject is history! It requires them to remember the dates of Akbar’s death and Shahjahan’s victories!
It’s impossible for them to top in dates, so, how to expect from them to remember the birthday’s and anniversaries exact dates?
Here are the 10 Stupid Excuses Men Will Give To You when they forget your birthdays and anniversaries!
10. Simply blame your genetics!
Just tell your girl that your father and the father of your father and so on! Have the same issues!
She might hit your head with this useless excuse, but still you can try once! If it works then you are lucky!
9. Try to distract her by complimenting her!
You can flatter her by saying: “You look gorgeous today! Amazing baby! We successfully completed one more year together? It’s just your hard work for our relation! Or try to compliment her skin, hair, nails!
Just pass any stupid compliment and she will be flattered! Hope this will distract her from being mad at you!!
8. Traffic was at its peak- The best excuse guys!
“I was just on the way to bakery and jewelry shop, but this hell traffic did disaster!”! Best excuse guys seriously! Try this!
7. You ordered, but the delivery system is hell seriously!
You can claim that ‘you have ordered the best gift and the favourite vanilla cake for her but delivery did not arrive on time or cancelled without any reason or you are upset that your plan for her birthday suffered because of that stupid delivery!
Don’t forget to show the real anger!
6. Just claim that it got stolen!
If nothing strikes in your mind then just say that ‘baby it got stolen, I just went to take your favourite chocolates!’.
This will gain some good sympathy from her instead of getting into trouble!
5. You wanted to surprise her really!
You can hit the ground by saying that ‘you was planning something really surprising and awesome and she is ruining it with her questions’!
She will be happy and excited and let it be!
4. Dates are your weakest side seriously!
You can try this, I swear baby, I was confused with the dates! I got confused when we met first and when we get official, otherwise baby I remember everything seriously!
3. Your luck is damn hard!
Just blame your luck here! ‘ I went to buy some great piece of dresses for you but baby your size was out of stock!’
2. Lie as much as you can!
#Lie 1- ‘I remember everything baby, how can you accuse me like that? #Lie 2- ‘I was planning the fabulous surprise for you I swear’!
#Lie 3- ‘I will surprise you with something beyond your imagination or some great surprise are coming for you right away!’
1. You hate technology because it made you upset!
Oh My Gosh! seriously? I e-mailed you a sweet darling e-greeting and some birthday vouchers, you didn’t got it?